Liz

aeromachia:

sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

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elektra-narcissa-zolnoski:

This cheers me up immensely, in fact the Marx Brothers always do.

beneathpaper:

i wish i had a beard to keep me company :(

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad had a beard before you did. It wasn’t a trend or a fashion statement, it was pure function and unbridled masculinity. With his beard, he could fall a tree without picking up an axe. With your patchwork beard, the only thing you can do is attract ironic women who only like beards because they’ve been brain washed by PBR into thinking they’re attractive. You want to know how your dad got your mom? The power of his beard lured her in and then his silver tongue made her stay. So hipster, stop trying to grow your face in, you’re never going to kill it like dad.

my dad didn’t have a beard, but he did get a perm.

mrsartorial:

It’s all about the Tweed Run.

russmcclintock:

Untitled (a man participating in the Tweed Run 2011)

agooddaytodie:

English writer D.H. Lawrence, author of works such as Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Women in Love, Sons and Lovers, and numerous other novels, short stories and plays - died this day in 1930 from tuberculosis…

From his poem, Ship of Death:

Build then the ship of death, for you must take
the longest journey, to oblivion.

And die the death, the long and painful death
that lies between the old self and the new.

Already our bodies are fallen, bruised, badly bruised,
already our souls are oozing through the exit
of the cruel bruise.

Already the dark and endless ocean of the end
is washing in through the breaches of our wounds,
already the flood is upon us.

Oh build your ship of death, your little ark
and furnish it with food, with little cakes, and wine
for the dark flight down oblivion.

Already our bodies are fallen, bruised, badly bruised,
already our souls are oozing through the exit
of the cruel bruise

mrsartorial:

I like the tight/loose combination of well-trimmed hair with a rough beard. Well-played.

scrambledbits:

hng

oh my.

oldfilmsflicker:

JESUS BALE, OSCAR NOMINEE

mrsartorial:

Without a doubt one of the best dressed last night.

fetchmemysmellingsalts:

hawkmoth:

Colonel Sanders was an incredible architect in his day.

KAYE IS JUST JEALOUS SHE CAN’T PULL OFF THE GINGER BEARD.

I’m not sure how I feel about the gotee effect. What was so wrong with some sideburn to sideburn face hair?

(Source: khaleesi)